Right now Frankie and I are still taking tabs on our front gate at the apartment. Since I last wrote the gate has been smashed in three more times.....twice to the "in" gate and once to the "out" gate...so much for "gated community". And security for that matter, although Southgate is not a bad city to live in. But yeah, I always see people fly through the open gates and a lot of times going "out" through the "in" gate because the "in" is ripped off the hinges and it's too slow to stop at the "out" gate to let it open for you....I just love living in Michigan; not only are the colors on the trees amazing in the fall but all the cars blend in with the blur of colors because they're all driving so fast.
So here are my top 10 thoughts on marriage thus far:
1. Sharing a bed with someone is harder to adjust to than I thought. I accidentally hit him in the face sometimes.
2. Sharing the remote isn't always as annoying as people let on....it's all about give and take people.
3. I like cooking at home better than at work because the menu changes every night.
4. I love living with my best friend.....we laugh all the time.
5. Being in the ministry as a married couple is one of the best experiences of my life so far.
6. Having kids is a scary thought after doing laundry for two people, let alone three or four.
7. It's interesting to see how our strengths help the others' weaknesses (like me forgetting everything, not being able to find anything, and not being really emotional, whereas Frankie remembers everything, can find anything, and isn't afraid to show emotion.....I'm more like a guy in some of my habits....worse than Frankie, actually.....sad.....he is even tidier than me!!! He's amazing. :))
8. It's easier to play pranks on someone you know so well
9. I can hide homies in his car without suspicion because it doesn't look like I'm going out of my way to do something unordinary.
10. We can "game" together on our DS systems.
Now totally different subject, now that Obama is in office I think I will go back to school and become a politician so I can be the first Mexican president. And first woman president. Then I will make laws such as the following:
1. There must be homie dispensers at every store.
2. Authentic tortillas, beans, and rice are to be served at every restaurant no matter what kind of restaurant it is.
3. The white house will be painted red, white and green and will be called the Latina Caliente House.
4. Fiestas are to occur every Friday night followed by a long siesta and then we will all eat a cannoli.
5. And finally, we will not drive cars anymore but ride donkeys to prevent pollution.
I mean, if we can elect B. Hussein Osama into office then why not me? You have to admit, it would be fun....
So here are my top 10 thoughts on marriage thus far:
1. Sharing a bed with someone is harder to adjust to than I thought. I accidentally hit him in the face sometimes.
2. Sharing the remote isn't always as annoying as people let on....it's all about give and take people.
3. I like cooking at home better than at work because the menu changes every night.
4. I love living with my best friend.....we laugh all the time.
5. Being in the ministry as a married couple is one of the best experiences of my life so far.
6. Having kids is a scary thought after doing laundry for two people, let alone three or four.
7. It's interesting to see how our strengths help the others' weaknesses (like me forgetting everything, not being able to find anything, and not being really emotional, whereas Frankie remembers everything, can find anything, and isn't afraid to show emotion.....I'm more like a guy in some of my habits....worse than Frankie, actually.....sad.....he is even tidier than me!!! He's amazing. :))
8. It's easier to play pranks on someone you know so well
9. I can hide homies in his car without suspicion because it doesn't look like I'm going out of my way to do something unordinary.
10. We can "game" together on our DS systems.
Now totally different subject, now that Obama is in office I think I will go back to school and become a politician so I can be the first Mexican president. And first woman president. Then I will make laws such as the following:
1. There must be homie dispensers at every store.
2. Authentic tortillas, beans, and rice are to be served at every restaurant no matter what kind of restaurant it is.
3. The white house will be painted red, white and green and will be called the Latina Caliente House.
4. Fiestas are to occur every Friday night followed by a long siesta and then we will all eat a cannoli.
5. And finally, we will not drive cars anymore but ride donkeys to prevent pollution.
I mean, if we can elect B. Hussein Osama into office then why not me? You have to admit, it would be fun....
2 comments:
libby... you crack me up!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You definately have my vote as president! Although, I might break the law and not ride my donkey everywhere.
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